Standing on one leg while sleeping is an ability some may consider to be unnatural.
Who wouldn’t want to learn more after this pitch?
A bird so absolute about its diet could only be a sith
Pffft - you wish. Actually it turns out that Sith have Flamingo eyes. I would say more except I value my life and the things they would do to me…
My dude Darth Flamingus is just a myth, you don’t have to be afra
All praise be to… oh, ahem, I mean Darth Flamingus does not exi
Assuming average wpm and distance and that Darth Flamingus started chasing you since you wrote myth and ignoring the time for the information to travel:
Darth Flamingus was traveling at approximately 30.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 m/s or about 100.000.000.000.000.000 times the speed of light
When you become a Sith, you start eating only plankton and brine shrimp.
The conversion process has begun… How long? How long until it can be completed?! :-P
Sith wish they could drink boiling water like flamingos
Considering flamingos came first, I would say with have flamingo eyes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were the inspiration.
No, flamingos did not come first.
Star wars happened a long long time ago.
In a galaxy far, far away, no less.
a galaxy fla, fla, mingo
Now this is the revelationary posts I come to lemmy for
Wait do all Sith have Sithheads like the phantom dentist there?
Why?
