One of us even wrote:
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
One of us even wrote this!
And you don’t start sentences with capital letters.
nO I d’ont.
Not endless, i guarantee it.
We’re apes though.
Great ones even!
We’re Grapes
Apes are monkeys, in the same sense that humans are apes.
I’m not entirely sure that statement is correct, but it’s been a while since I took any anthropology courses…
Family tree of primates. As you can see, old world monkeys and new world monkeys share their last common ancestor with the apes. That means that phylogenetically, that if they are both monkeys, then so are all the apes.
You are factually correct, the best kind of correct!
It is correct. I’ve been corrected on this before and did the research to discover I was wrong. Humans are Monkeys.
Yeah, looks like I was mistaken.
Not just hamlet but the entire body of works accredited to Shakespeare
I thought they were written by a Klingon.
damn, that monkey must be pretty prolific, perhaps even rivaling Shakespeare! Do we know their name?
At least one overly-proficient monkey.
She was Wouldiwas Shookspeared and she wrote all of shakespears work in a span of one monkey life
Christopher Marlowe
The name of the kid: Shakespeare
and everymonkey clapped.
Prithee, good sir, wouldst know the stripling’s name?
'Twas William Shakespeare, ere he found his fame!
We also drew dickibutt
Yeah and all by one monkey.
Not on a typewriter though. Task failed successfully.
If you’re paying, I’ll rewrite it on a typewriter for you.
Pretty sure some other monkey did tho
The monkeys are really the friends we make along the way
We’re apes, not monkeys, though.
We’re both. Apes are a subset of old world monkeys.
e: sorry, old, not new
simiiformes / simians
A monkey wrote Hamlet. It got mediocre reviews.
It was the BLURST OF TIMES?!?
Unexpected Simpsons reference
Totally expected Simpsons reference…
Oh, my God, I was wrong, It was Earth all along!
puts down small mammal
This llama is right!
The whole premise of the analogy is that the typed characters are random, which is why the animal in it is one that doesn’t understand written English. The point being that over an infinite amount of time, even totally random typing will, by definition, eventually produce any specified sequence.
OOP doesn’t get it, nor does anyone who finds this clever.
There is nobody here that doesn’t understand the premise of the original thought… It does not invalidate a joke about evolved monkeys.
Struck a nerve, huh?
It’s like writing a joke based on the premise that exercise makes you gain weight. It doesn’t, so any joke based on that is going to fall flat, except for people who think it does, lol.
You spend calories (energy) on exercises and therefore loose weigh (mass) in that process immediately. But that process also breaks protein molecules in your muscles and in heavier workloads it results in your body rebuilding those muscles with sort of muscle scars that will get bigger than the original muscles was and that will eventually lead to weight gain in longer time span. Or do you deny the existence of bodybuilding entirely?
You must be so fucking fun at parties.
I am, because my jokes are actually good, since I know how to actually construct a good joke, lol.
I bet, great story man. Hey I’ll be right back I just need to go grab a drink, catch you in a second…
How mad you are is 10x funnier than the OOP, lol.
