🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon's first jobsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down18
arrow-up1736arrow-down1imageAnon's first jobsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41arrow-down2·2 days agoThen anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-21 day agoIf this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoNah, we’d start with some weird ranting about merch.
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoyeah, this is the prequel to… sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
same thing happened to me
Yeah, it’s pretty common.
RIP in peace
Happens
If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
Nah, we’d start with some weird ranting about merch.
yeah, this is the prequel to…
sir, this is a Wendy’s.