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    That day Wesley was amazed to discover that when Captain Picard was saying “Shut up, Wesley.”, what he meant was ‘Shut up, Wesley. I’d have spaced you long ago if your mom wasn’t a 10.’

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      Finally, The Dread Pirate Picard decided something. He said, “Shut up, Wesley, I’ve never had a valet. You can try it for tonight. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” Three years he said that. “Shut up, Wesley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” It was a fine time for me. I was learning engineering, flight control, anything anyone would teach me. And Picard and I eventually became friends.