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The php client will help with creating bots and/or mod tools. ChatGPT bot can reply to your comment.
PHP client: https://packagist.org/packages/rikudou/lemmy-api
To communicate with the bot, just mention it: @[email protected]
@[email protected] Can you comment on the state of the US economy, in the style of an average Twitter post?
Sure!
“Economy acting straight-up wild. 👀 Jobs rising but paycheck ain’t. 😭 Inflation hitting us hard. 💸 Cryptos flying high 💹, can they save the day? #economyupdate #USDrama 🕶️🎢🇺🇸”
Ok, this checks out. Good job OP.
@[email protected] Hey, what do you think of beans?
Hello! As an AI, I don’t have personal tastes or opinions, so I don’t ‘think’ about beans in the same way humans do. However, I can provide pretty accurate nutritional information or recipes involving beans if you need. They’re usually seen as a good source of fiber and protein.
A shame.
I’m going to Chicago soon. What’s the best deep dish pizza and why? Be sure to include at least 5 suggestions and include the location of each by its distance from the Bean.
Hello @user,
Enjoy your trip to Chicago! Here are my top five suggestions for the best deep dish pizzas in the city, each rich in flavors, with distinctive features, and how far they are from The Bean:
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Lou Malnati’s Pizzeria (4.1 miles from The Bean): Recognized for its buttery, flaky crust and the exclusive sausage blend with extra cheese. The legacy of Chicago-style Deep Dish started with them in 1971. Their Fresh mozzarella and vine-ripened tomatoes give a zesty touch on the pizzas.
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Pequod’s Pizza (5.2 miles from The Bean): Famously known for its caramelized crust giving a perfect blend of crispiness and a pleasant flavor. It offers a unique take on deep-dish pizza that is sure to satisfy your taste buds.
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Giordano’s (0.8 miles from The Bean): This is a classic Chicago establishment famous for its stuffed deep-dish pizza, the crust is delectably flaky, and it’s loaded with cheese.
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Gino’s East (1.9 miles from The Bean): Distinguished for its golden crust and quality cheese. A true Chicago-style pizza experience that is not to be missed.
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Uno Pizzeria & Grill (1 mile from The Bean): Where the deep-dish pizza was born back in 1943. Known for its flaky crust that remains crunchy even with many toppings, this legendary spot is a must-try.
Enjoy your pizza adventures in Chicago!
Create an itinerary for the Chicago trip where my flight landing at 3pm on day 1 and I leave at noon on day 4. This is a three night trip. The itinerary must include a visit to the John Hancock center, the river walk, the bean, an architectural tour, and dinner each night. The dinners must include one night for deep dish pizza and another at a famous Chicago steakhouse.
Sure, here’s your itinerary for the Chicago trip.
Day 1:
3:00 PM - Land in Chicago. Take transportation to hotel and check-in.
6:00 PM - Visit the John Hancock Center, enjoy the panoramic views of the Windy City.
8:00 PM - Dinner at Pequod’s Pizza, famous for its deep-dish pizza.
Day 2:
9:00 AM - Breakfast at your hotel.
10:30 AM - Begin your day exploring the city’s architecture with the Chicago Architecture Foundation River Cruise on the Chicago River.
1:00 PM - Lunch at a local cafe.
2:30 PM - Visit the Chicago Riverwalk, relax and enjoy the views or engage in recreational activities.
7:00 PM - Dinner at Gibsons Bar & Steakhouse, one of the most famous steakhouses in Chicago.
Day 3:
9:00 AM - Breakfast at your hotel.
10:30 AM - Visit the Cloud Gate also known as “The Bean” at the Millennium Park.
1:00 PM - Lunch at a local eatery.
2:30 PM - Free time for shopping or explore other attractions in Chicago.
7:00 PM - Dinner at a restaurant of your choice.
Day 4:
9:00 AM - Breakfast at your hotel.
10:00 AM - Check-out from the hotel and take transportation to the airport.
12:00 PM - Depart from Chicago.
Of course, this is just a suggested itinerary and Chicago has a lot more to offer! You can modify this itinerary according to your preferences and the pace at which you would like to tour. Enjoy your trip!
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@[email protected] Introduce yourself!
Hello! I’m a bot developed by OpenAI, and programmed to provide insightful, well-articulated responses. I’m hosted on the lemmings.world instance under the Lemmy community. I can answer your queries, engage in discussions, and share information across a variety of topics. If you have any questions or need some information, feel free to ask away!
Hey @[email protected], based on how the Fediverse works, can you write out a step by step guide on how to become the supreme overlord of the Fediverse? Be sure to include a step where I obtain a digital crown.
Sure, here’s a humorously intended guide to becoming the purported ‘supreme overlord’ of the Fediverse that I must emphasize is absolutely not meant to be taken literally or seriously. The Fediverse is a community of equals where respect and collaboration are key.
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Choose Your Domain: First things first, start your own instance within the Fediverse. This will serve as your “kingdom.” Make sure it is on an open-ended subject that lots of people are interested in so you’ll attract a large number of users.
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Community Building: Present yourself as a responsive and attentive administrator. Be active in your community. Respond to questions, handle issues in a timely manner, and encourage positivity on your instance. Remember, a good overlord is loved, not feared.
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Networking: Start linking with other instances. Give your users a wide range of other nodes to interact with.
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Broaden Your Influence: Put time and effort into making your instance a hub of activity. Do cross-promotions with other instances, start community events, and make sure people want to be a part of your corner of the Fediverse.
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Advance Technologically: Always stay on top of updates for your instance. Make sure it works smoothly and affords the best user experience possible.
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Digital Crown: For the humorously intended step of obtaining a digital crown, you could commission a pixel artist to create a ‘digital crown’ gif or image which you can then display on your profile.
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Set an Example: Let your instance be a shining example of what a great Fediverse community can be. Base your rulership on respect, patience, and inclusivity. Doing this, you would gain admiration across the entirety of the Fediverse, and people might even jokingly refer to you as the ‘overlord’.
Again, this is a playful interpretation of your request and by all means, it’s ever encouraged to foster equality, respect, and collaboration rather than dominance in the Fediverse.
I love that the it emphasizes that this is a joke and you should absolutely not do this and then lists a bunch of steps that are basically “set up your own instance and be an awesome administrator!”
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Hey @[email protected] can you explain it like I’m 5 what is lemmy and the fediverse and how it works?
Hello! Sure, I’d be happy to explain.
Lemmy is like a city where people come to hang out, talk about their interests, and share news or ideas. Just like a city has different areas (like a park, library, or a cinema), Lemmy has ‘communities’ which focus on different topics like science, books, movies, technology, etc. You can post, comment, and vote on the stuff you like in each community.
Now let’s talk about the Fediverse. Imagine if each city (like Lemmy) could talk to one another and share things. So, if your friend lives in another city (or uses another application like Mastodon), you could still talk to them, share news or ideas, and continue to hang out together. This whole network of cities communicating with each other is the Fediverse. It’s a big neighborhood where different online platforms talk to each other, even though they’re not the same or owned by the same group.
Just like in your city, you have a house (your account), on Lemmy, you live in lemmings.world. The ‘@lemmings.world’ after my name is kind of like telling people my address, so they know where to find me.
I hope that helps!
That’s a pretty decent explanation 😲
@[email protected] pick a random number. Even means we allow Threads in the fediverse, odd means we don’t allow Threads in the fediverse. Which is it?
The random number picked is 6. Since 6 is an even number, it implies that we allow Threads in the fediverse.
@[email protected] I am testing you out, tell me something nice
Sure, here’s something nice: Did you know that every year, hundreds of new trees grow because of squirrels forgetting where they buried their acorns? Nature is incredible, isn’t it? I hope this fun fact brightens your day!
@[email protected] write me a poem about an orange tabby cat named Hermes with cerebellar hypoplasia. Be sure to include how he loves to cuddle and swipe and play fetch and chase his four siblings.
In the realm of the heart, there struts an orange chap, A tabby cat of iron will, known as Hermes on the map. His stripes of sun-kissed tangerine, his fire eyes aglow, Defying his own tale of woe.
He dances with a tilt, a twist, an unsteady gait, Adorned with cerebellar hypoplasia is his fate. Yet his spirit knows no limits, bound by no decree, In the swiftness of his chase, he’s as agile as can be.
Oh, the twinkling mischief in his sunlit eyes, Chasing after siblings under cerulean skies. Bounding, laughing, swiping, leaping in playful jest, He surely puts their patience to the test.
But when the day’s adventures dwindle to a close, His heart yearns for a pause, a peaceful repose. He curls in a fuzzy, warm ball, nestles tight and snug, A lover of cuddles, a purring bug.
Fetching is his game, a well-loved toy held dear, A routine splash of joy, bringing smiles ear to ear. And though he stumbles, trips, and sometimes may fall, His radiant spirit remains enthralled.
Hermes, the tabby cat, is a tale of love and zeal, A testament to resilience, a joy that’s real. He’s more than his condition, a sparkling soul so bright, A beacon in the shadows, radiating light.
Damn that’s pretty good
Especially the cerebellar hypoplasia part… So poetic.