First of all, I’d like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn’t have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We’re going to do some great things together folks. And we’re going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I’ll be here all night folks! I’m Donald Trump!

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    17 days ago

    Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.

  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    17 days ago

    What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the “crisis in cosmology”?

  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    17 days ago

    Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

  • Josephine_Spiro [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    17 days ago

    Mr.Donald, will the voices stop? Will you stop the voices? stop the voices

    stop the voices

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