• superkret@feddit.org
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    switch to Slackware
    tell everyone
    feel superior to billions of Arch users
    occasionally drop a “Linux has become much too easy nowadays”

    Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

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    Oh fork! This was the Bad Place all along!

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    It’s “psych” as in “He psyched us out” which comes from “using psychology on them”

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      So many people spell it incorrectly that I’m starting to worry that “sike” will become the official spelling. Language evolves, but I don’t want it to.

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        Or “would of”, “could of”, “should of”. Enunciate your words. “have” and “of” sound different.

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          Excellent point, but “would’ve”, “could’ve”, and “should’ve” sound like “would of”, “could of”, and “should of”.

          So the problem doesn’t lie solely in enounciation.

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            If you think “of” and “have” (or it’s contraction) sound alike, you’re part of the problem. “Of” has a softer finish more like “ovf” than “ov”. The transition from ‘o’ to ‘f’ starts hard with a ‘v’ but finishes with a soft ‘f’.

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        I never knew it hat a source,… I thought it was a word like “ouch” or “oops”

        Edit: English != mother tongue

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    There is a twilight zone episode where a thief gets shot and goes to what he thinks is heaven but is actually hell. It starts off with him getting everything he wants in a very nice casino and then at the end it is revealed that that is a form of punishment. He will be tormented for eternity as he has everything he ever wanted so he no longer has a purpose

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      I’m conversing with this coke dealer online… I don’t do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time… it’s weird, I know… don’t even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.

      Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he’s into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn’t do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river… and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn’t even matter.

      I think I’ll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone… maybe it’ll ring a bell.

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    if you (by which i mean you the reader, not OP) use linux for no other reason than to be able to tell people you use linux, kindly get the fuck out of my community