I didn’t realize they were including shit like global warming in “woke” now. Why are the g*mers including science in my bigotry?
Conservatives have always been against climate change. It goes:
“There is no global warming.”
“Okay global warming is real but it’s not that bad.”
“It is that bad but it’s not man-made so there’s nothing we can do.” (Mainstream conservatives are starting to take this position)
“It is man-made and it’s caused by non-Americans and non-whites, so we should eradicate those people.”
The neo-nazi, terminally online gamergaters are still on the “it’s not real” part.
Some Nazis are also on the “eradicate those people” point.
The one joy I take in all this is knowing that these people live incredibly sad, pathetic existences.
I was on a Discord server with some people who went full chud over the years and I still remember this exchange:
Chud 1: I started playing Stardew Valley with my girlfriend
Chud 2: What’s that?
Chud 2: [Posts a screencap of some random article about same-sex marriage in SDV]
Chud 2: Ah. Woke crap.
You don’t find that article by simply googling “Stardew Valley” and checking the first page. These people’s brains are so melted by chuddery that their first instinct when hearing about a game for the first time is specifically looking up if it is woke.
“Go woke, go broke”
proceeds to list the most successful games of the last ten years
Contains overtly pro-transhumanism messaging
Lmao. It has the word trans in it, so it must be bad, whatever it is.
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Destroy all humans is woke because “Anti-Human” lmfao the asshole who made this is dense as hell
Jesus Christ. It would be kinda amusing if this was a bit… but some crackkkers are serious about this shit. What a sad existence.
Serious question: do bigoted chuds find options to be the same thing as forced LGBTQIA+ indoctrination because of their fixations on completionism and cheevo-points?
The famous
meltdown was literally because he saw an option to select pronouns in the character creation screen. It’s not even completionism, it’s literally just the existence of an option on screen at all.Didn’t he rant about escapism and how just seeing that option destroyed that escape? He needs there to be restrictions on others in order to feel free.
Hot take alert, but I feel a similar way about “badwrongfun” dogma about soulslike games or the like, where everyone must only play the “correct” way, and not even suggest otherwise or the
loses their shit. Even applies to, like, Cuphead or even Mario Kart. Seen that shit here, too.
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“Whether pro or anti is unclear”
Chuds remain too stupid to parody
Elden Ring has woke?
Gender stuff, anti-racism stuff, gay stuff. And some of the RR Martin stuff where it’s well-meaning, but ugly and messy.
I feel like most of the
chuds got to the character creation menu and got upset about Type A and Type B bodies
lol these fuckin nerds cant even keep their racism subtle.
I can totally see why and how Trump captivated these rightoid dipshits so much and kept feeding them lies. They really believe everything at face value. A game has a mixed race person in it, ipso facto the publishers are diehard communists and not just marketing a game to an american audience in 2024.
“Mixed race family” being an issue sounds fucking 1960s. That’s how far back things are backsliding in Burgerland.
lmao, no complaining about FEEEEEEMALES doing HiStOrIcAlLy InAcCuRaTe physical labor, like mining or being a member of the Whiterun Goon Squad?
Looks like the chuds couldn’t stand the sight of a strong nord woman.
whatever criteria leads to a recommendation or not is so haphazardly applied. Some games are just “informational” for containing basically exactly the same amount of “pro-lgbt” or “pro-dei” (whatever tf that means) things. Like bloons is whole ass “not recommended” for having a rainbow trophy or some shit but other games with the same level of GaY pRoPaGaNdA are marginally ok?
Feels like a lot of these got a pass on nostalgia or something
Feels like a lot of these got a pass on nostalgia or something
If Aliens came out today, the movie’s cast would get doxxed and hounded by chuds for years afterward because of the anti-corpo messaging, the marine dudebros being near-completely wiped out and the last surviving one defering to both a woman and a little girl for their expertise and also being in need of help and support, and Vasquez… basically existing at all.
These guys are dumber than a box of rocks
FFVII: Forced crossdressing! “Subtle pro-climate action messaging… you start the game working for an eco-terrorism group”
Witcher 2 is not woke despite the game being pretty heavyhanded about racism being bad. Also you can betray your cop friend and join forces with a minority freedom fighter after the first act
Deus Ex is apparently not woke despite the same spreadsheet shitting on Cyberpunk 2077 for having anti-capitalist messaging and being pro-transhumanism and body modification
Witcher 2 also made me do a double take cause it has multiple gay characters, literally including a gay sex scene lmfao
