greenehead@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?greenehead@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpaceToast@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat’s red and tastes like blue paint? Red paint.
minus-squarebalrogslayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoA stick! I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
minus-squareDisney Fan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoChocolate except I spilled glue on it
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it