• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Go ahead and ban it, I already got plans drawn up for porn speakeasies with private booths for gooners to goon all day in. Going to be $69 an hour, I’m going to be fucking rich and it’ll be perfect.

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      I’ll be your most loyal customer — I’ve got a thing for getting fucked in every way, including financially!

      /altjoke A “porn speakeasy”? Surely that would be a “moaneasy”, right?