Pretent

Before you tent.

Foretent.

Look at that li’l N64!

That’s how you can tell it’s a decoy snail

Snail: Resist urge to ride the skateboard

You fail to resist the urge.

You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for “MAD SPEED YO” and get this way rude LOCATION under control. Shit is basically flying off the hook. It’s like shit wants nothing to do with that hook. The hook filed for divorce from that shit and is now seeking custody of the hook and the shit’s two kids.

You pop a fucking wheelie.

These hops are unreal. Shit this flagrant should be illegal. It probably is.

But you don’t care

On this topic, I just emptied out an old garbage bin and saw a live snail for the first time in several decades.

I think I only ever noticed them when playing in the yard as a kid…

That’s a big snail