Yes I thought it was worth it. All those skyscrapers have architectural easter eggs that you can only see from the river. Everyone on the boat groaned when we came around a bend and you could see the giant TRUMP sign on his building. Someone from the Chicago Architectural Society narrates the history via mic and pa system. If you do the trip make sure to bring a jacket its cold on the river even in the summer.

Isn’t it funny? The music is totally bland, middle of the road junk. Why do I hate it so passionately?

Oh no, that feels bad. There’s something about the Dead performing at Bohemian Grove that just seems extra perverse. I can’t remember why or when Brace yelled “What does God want me to do with this information?” but this is another situation where my brain has dredged it up out of storage.