Quentin Tarantino is no longer planning to make “The Movie Critic,” which he had earlier said would be his final film as a director. It was confirmed Wednesday that the director had given the project a thumbs down.
“The Movie Critic” would have been Tarantino’s tenth feature film, but sources say he won’t be looking to rewrite the script or revive the project, instead making plans to move on to something new.
…The Movie Critic.
Coming to a theatre near you, is the story about a man…
“ACHEM!!!”
…at least we think he is a man, but he may also be part potato…
“Hachie-machie!”
…he could be a hybrid between a pygmy and Swizz monarchs…
“I thought Switzerland was a constitutional democracy”
…people just tune in for the funny shape of his head.
“Hiiiii, guuuyyy~”
…oh god, he’s looking at us. Don’t look in his direction…
“It stinks.”
A not so true story, rooted in the sick and twisted mind of a Hollywood manuscript writer who probably needs a long mental health hiatus… it’s…
…The Movie Critic…
Staring Seth Rogan as the highly intelligent raptor.
He could do for Jon Lovitz what he did for John Travolta! But better!