God fucking damnit, even his most boneheaded supporters should realize the impossibility of that statement:
- Some people want to allow some form of abortions.
- Some people want no abortions under any circumstance.
There is literally no scenario (or “deal”) where both of those groups of people would be happy. They’re absolutely mutually exclusive. But like everything else that fat slobbing orange skidmark says, it’s vapid and gibberish enough that his supporters hear whatever they want to hear.
Simpsons did it
Vote for Kodos!
Some people want no abortions under any circumstance
(except if they need it, because in that case it’s justified)
Everyone should have known this instantly about this laughable con artist just by the way he talks. Big, broad claims with zero specifics. At this point we’re still waiting for the health plan which will be so much better than the ACA.
Gotta get through infrastructure week first.
Two weeks.
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed, doomed!
Vapor. like everything else.
He’ll announce it after infrastructure week.
And right after the new Obamacare!
The deal will be that rich people can buy indulgences.
So, exactly how it works in states with bans now?
Yeah basically. But he wants to market it and sell it.
TRUMP Indulgences. They’re the best. Better than any other. Trust me, I’m the best Christian
Well I got mine in a former president/current rapist approved state at one of the Trump clinics. That’s the thing, it doesn’t matter if what I’m doing is moral or has any thought. It just matters that the guy that I like (you know, for being a rapist and bragging on national television) is in on the take!
Their pamphlet starts with “oh, so you met Donald Trump?” Then go on about abortion
Unless he’s talking about getting a post-birth abortion for himself…that is.
He’s going to voluntarily slither back into his mother’s anus.
Just saying nobody actually likes him, so the one thing he can do that everyone will celebrate (if only privately,) is offing himself.
He’ll release it with his healthcare plan, I am sure it will be huge.
His deal is a total ban and free season on his “enemies.”
That’s it.
This time, he will make the “Right people suffer” that the lady down in Florida wanted in 2019. She will, too, eventually, but that’s besides the point.
Everyone?
He makes the best deals, after all
Yeah Everyone*
*Everyone is defined as the only people that count as people: himself.
Maybe he gets aborted into the antichrist. I am OK with that.
The only way he can achieve that promise involves self-abortion.
TBF a ban with an absolute TONS of exceptions, from genetic defects to being underaged etc, would probably please like 90% of people. But Trump cannot and will not give people that.
Trump just talks bullshit, just like how he said he wouldn’t get Roe v Wade overturned, and how he said he would make a better ACA replacement that makes everyone happy.
Exceptions actually aren’t good. Either they have no teeth and anyone can get one with a simple lie, which pisses off abortion foes, or the exception is just used to delay abortion to the point of illegality (or death of the mother), pissing off abortion proponents.
I guarantee this wouldn’t make 90% of people happy.
If Trump passed it (which we established he never would) then Fox News would say it’s the most thorough and concrete anti-abortion rhetoric ever spoken and none of his idiot followers would think otherwise, so I think it would make 90% happy.
